Foldboat

Just think how cinema history would’ve been different had Roy Scheider told Robert Shaw in Jaws ”You’re gonna need a foldable boat.” Actually, besides totally puzzling the F out of the audience, I guess it might not have had much of an impact, other than leading to a much quicker debut of Foldboat ($1250). Just bend the large plastic sheet along the creases, insert a few clips, and whammo, you’re ready to go shark hunting. It comes with a couple of inflatable pillows to throw in the shark’s mouth as a diversionary tactic while you prepare to kill him softly with his song (Sisqo’s “Thong Song”). Once you gut the fish, remove said pillows and use them as flotation devices as you paddle back home. Receive ticker tape parade. Enjoy.

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