Feets Dont Fail: A Guys Guide To Buying Mens Dress Socks
Human beings failed horribly at evolution. Every other animal has hooves, paws, claws, or some other attachment at the end of their legs that allows them to walk around the world with impunity. Not us. We have to wrap our feet in the hides of other animals along with extra textiles in order to get from our house to our car. We cant even get from the couch to the kitchen without a Lego crippling us for life. Worst of all, even with all our shoes and boots; slippers and sandals; or mukluks and galoshes, we still need to have socks. Otherwise our own gross oils and sweat wreck our footwear, leaving us to limp home in defeat.