Thin Your Thatch With The 12 Best Beard Trimmers

Though it goes against the entirety of nature, sometimes a man or hirsute woman needs to trim their beard. This is a complicated procedure that requires hours of praying beforehand, and hours of weeping afterward as you realize youve cut the one thing that makes you worthy of continued life. Should you end up trimming your Most Prized Possession badly, then its mandated by the Court of Whiskers that you end your filthy existence on this Earth. To avoid that punishment, or the abuse of the Holy Beard Council, you need one of the 12 best beard trimmers. Or you need a sword to fall upon.


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